Actually, Tolkien orcs are uncircumcised, while non-Tolkien orcs are circumcised. If you know Tolkien vs. non-Tolkien orc culture and lore, which both involve war and reproduction, and studied anthropology on ancient warlike cultures and circumcision traditions, you’d know this. So, seeing how you’re uncut, you’d be better off cosplaying as a Tolkien orc.