Giant Step-daddy Sucking Tiny People off His Step-son

Jessie and his stuffy step-dad Richard are having some bonding time watching TV together when Richard notices the 18-year-old is scratching himself all over with his fingernails. The step-daddy offers to help and inspects Jessie to see what's so itchy. Uh oh! Richard was afraid that might one day happen. He explains that, as giants, they are prone to becoming infested with tiny people from time to time. There's only one way to pry them off your skin and eliminate them: Human saliva. "Really?" Jessie says. "How am I supposed to lick them off my own body?" His stepdad says he'll have to do it for him, as the tiny parasites are already used to Jessie's DNA. As Richard starts licking the tiny person affixed to Jessie's neck, the younger man at first seems to be getting a little horny, but then realizes it's his step-dad doing this and nervously exclaims, "Wait! This feels weird! You're my STEP-DAD!" But Richard just smiles and says, "As you're so fond of pointing out, it's STEP-dad. It's f