For me number 1 would be my choice fir my PA but in this day & age hardly anyone likes to work a 40hr week ( kind of giving my age away here.) so I as manager would make this position a Job Sharing Scheme resulting in hiring the fucking lot of em. Mon to Fri a different one every day of the week. Let's get Britain working again I say. Pay more taxes to that cunt Reeves & she'll have the dosh to give the OAPs their WFA back again & maybe a little more on top instead of that cunt Robbin Reeves sending billions of trillions of £££ss to 3rd world countries & funding 7 star warm hotels goat halal kebabs, boxed iPhones, credit cards pre-loaded with lucre, to every cunt who arrives here in their hundreds every fucking day..!!! Sorry I got a bit carried away there for a minute.