Anal shrink

Ivan's parents have sent him to a psychologist. ''They sent me here because I can't stop thinking about my professor and hitting on her,'' he says. ''Is that all?'' says Jasmine Fields, who happens to be the kind of woman Ivan can't stop thinking about: 52 years old. Divorced. Sexy. Horny. ''I also hit on my mom's friends whenever they come around,'' he says.